tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-333892862012-01-20T11:09:17.534-08:00everyone knows the answer to all the questions about life universe and everything is 42. but i dont think most of you understand, so i will explain the answer to you all!achalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17830289514129971993noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33389286.post-91828574148612193602008-04-17T05:56:00.000-07:002008-04-17T05:59:58.331-07:00

i have moved, to the better(?) wordpresshttp://ochod.wordpress.com

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Local Train addictYes. This is my new addiction. I never thought one could get addicted to this sensory experience, but I did. Mumbai local trains, for the uninitiated, are the pinnacle of public transport. They claim to be, and it is not a modest claim, to be the lifeline of mumbai. Needless to say, the trains are so crowded during peak hours that the metaphor (or is it a similie, i always get

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I am drunkyes!...finally i am drunk...dont be finicky abt the spellings coz i am drunk... it feels like you feel when u havent slept for a night...actually a bit more...but stilll ...somewhat that kinda feeling. if u dont feel for 2 nights u will prbably feel ecaxtly lke this.shouvik said that u write wierd thingsw hen u r drunk. i hope when i read this when i am sane...it is wierd enuff...i

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I am drunkyes!...finally i am drunk...dont be finicky abt the spellings coz i am drunk... it feels like you feel when u havent slept for a night...actually a bit more...but stilll ...somewhat that kinda feeling. if u dont feel for 2 nights u will prbably feel ecaxtly lke this.shouvik said that u write wierd thingsw hen u r drunk. i hope when i read this when i am sane...it is wierd enuff...i

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crass cacophony cute is cupid's cacophonytwisted is the turning tideprose is the poem phoneyweb is the world wideopen is the opulent orgytweaked is the twinkling timeclosed are the kinky clergylovely is the lemony limetalk is the time turnerjabbering is the joker jobbook is the brain burnermocking is the mundane mob

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pervert pickdown poems...this is what i and vineeth wrote on orkut scrapbook for various girls, the first line being girl specific. enjoy.scary, your photo iss..a snake with a hiss..just a sec..ill piss...ahh..now miss...would u give me a kiss...dont delete thiss!probably you will block me, you may...but not if i had my way...no no...i am not a gay...well...not in may....so hey...would you make

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The NightIt was a tuesday night. Just like any other night before a weekday.It was a moonless night. Just like any other night, 14 nights before and after a moon-full night.It was a cloudless night. Just like any other uncloudful night.It was a starry night. Just like any other moonless, cloudless night.Ochod, who had recently become bald, was sitting in the computer lab, with his usual plans to

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Being BaldBarrenness on my head is symbolic, but what does it symbolize is a question which has many answers, all in their right, correct.On one hand it symbolizes my move towards Buddhism or rather buddhist principles, of which the one which influenced me the most was baldness. Of course, i am strictly following the Buddhist principle of abstinence, not because i want to, but that i have no

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Winter Masti in Delhithis post has been delayed a lot, due to my laziness, finally i have got the impetus to write it... yes this is another night up, but thats besides the point. this december there was national science fest in St. Stephens in Delhi. since they were paying for travel and accomodation...some of us decided to go there and have some fun. initially the plan was for 6 of us to go...

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night up(s)!its been 2 months since i last wrote...and sitting in front of the comp at 3'o clock at night (or should i say morning) i am recollecting all my previous night ups...yes...i have decided not to sleep tonight.night ups...usually start with a very good reason....but as always ...never live up to their promise! most of my night ups has been for a reason which many will laugh off. the

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HIGH TIME!!! Singapore is considering legalising anal and oral sex between heterosexuals with consent!!! now what is there to consider in that?? in wthe world where some nations are considering legalising homosexuality, singapore appears to be a really backward and conservative society.but it is not! well, it pretends to be or it wants to be but it is anything but that. in the bedroom everyone

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Farhan Akhtar - THE DONCritics have rubbished the new don...left and right...but guess who has the last laugh? in the movie its shahrukh khan - The Don. In reality it is farhan akhtar - The Don. Confused?? lemme explain.I guess we all remember Dil Chahta Hai? The awesome debut of farhan akhtar. Now, can you believe that he is the same guy who directed don? of course not!so here is what the great

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IIT Shaastra - the spirit of engineering - a case study in dumbnessyou thought iit students are the smartest people on this planet? you thought iit's are the richest indian colleges? wait till you read this...your thoughts will be shattered, your eyes will be illuminated after staying in darkness and you might become blind. the truth shall be revealed right here right now right way.last week, iit

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The House of Flying Daggers - the reviewnormally i dont write movie reviews...but this one's irritated me so much that i have to write one...just to release my frustration.i dont see many chinese movies, but for some wierd reason i saw this one, although there was nothing special about this movie which would have made me choose this movie...the trailer had some brilliant shots, but all chinese

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dreamy eyed yesterday i had one sweet dreamabout me having chocklate and ice creamand flying over new york cityand wooing a girl by being wittyand then suddenly i heard a bell ringand i also heard a hen singand then the sweet dream came to an endand i was standing on yet another bendthe whole day went without a fussi caught the 8 o clock busand back i am at my homenowhere to flow nowhere to

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On the beauty of beauty.beauty is the most beautiful word i have ever heard, not just because it has such a close connection with booty. but for other reasons as well.remember jim carrey in the truman show...b-e-a-utiful. my version goes like this be-a-u-tee-fool. of course when u tell a girl that she is beautiful, everyone knows what you really mean (bootyfull)also beauty rhymes perfectly with

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Robert Frost vis-a-vis Shreekumar VarmaRobert frost hated taking lectures at college...and when he took them...it would be very informal and at his home. he hated giving exams even more.once he gave an exam with just 1 question in it. what did you learn from my course. please give a brief answer.his favourite response was, "not a damm bit"when asked how much did he give to the student...he

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How Mobile Phones have screwed my life!mobile phones are omni-potent, present, porous, vorous and what not! most irritating creatures on earth...they are now found everywhere...from your best friend's hand to a hot girl's purse to a beggars bowl!i had spend one year in singapore(a country obsessed with mobile phones) without having a handphone! everywhere i'd go..they would ask me...whats your

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i was travelling in a bus.... it was a school picnic... i was in class five... everyone was having 'fun'....and suddenly i felt like peeing...badly...i controlled for some time, but it was getting more and more uncontrollable...then it happened...i let it off...in front of everyone...everyone saw me and started laughing...it was so bad....i felt like shitting in my pants...badly...and then my

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2 hours in a 10 rs ticket queuelast week, after 4 futile attempts at getting the 10 rs rang de basanti tickets, i decided to go 2 hours before the movie and stand in the queue. well...i was the first one there, and was happy that finally after 2 weeks of agonising wait, ill finally see it. for next 1 hour, thre was no problem. soon thre started flowing in people, most of them wanting to watch

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first drinking experience!last saturday.... my dream had finally come true.... i was to drink... i was to experience what many people have described as a heavenly experience! although i had tasted beer and vodka earlier and hated the taste...i had decided...ill go all the way and get drunk. asked my friend to get jin for me...beer is too less concentrated to get drunk. stage set...i pour some jin

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5 mins...not moreaccording to a new law in some indonesian city...couples cannot kiss for more than 5 minutes in public. if you havent realised what it means...read onwhat does the government define as kissing for 5 minutes...is it continuous lip contact for 5 minutes or...whether the lips seperated by less than a centimetre distance is also considered a kiss!?!leaving the definitions apart...how

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the disgusting indian mediarecently...there was a news story...which got 45 hours of live coverage from zee news......around 25 hours of live coverage from star news (apparently they got 'inspired' by zee news)...and rest i dont know....you must be thinking this is surely mumbai blasts...or something else as important... but no!...u r wrong...its the PRINCE story. a small boy who fell in a

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THE Pondy experience5 days holiday in chennai!!...no way...its too much to endure...so i headed for pondy...just 4 hours bus ride (not a very comfortable one though) from chennai. you will hear a lot about how awesome that road is...but if you expect too much...youll be disappointed... as i was!when u reach thre...never ever take an auto...or pay the auto as much as they ask!!! we found that out

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